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Master Shakes Boston

The “bombs” in Boston today were really ads for Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Oooops!

Who thought of that ad? Master Shake or Carl? Maybe Meatwad. Who knows. They were a bad idea.

Aqua Teen Hunger Force: Number One in the Hood G! And by hood we mean the FBI Terror Watch List.

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I’m Bad. Just Not That Bad.

A reader of Entertainment Weekly wrote the following letter about their fiance’s obsession with digital music.

I used to wonder how my husband-to-be had more than 700 music CDs and more than 300 movie DVDs and hundreds and hundreds of record albums until I discovered that he had $43,000 in credit-card debt. In looking at his last bill (for one month) he had charged more than 8,000 iTunes at 99 cents each and had charges at places that sell music and movies, too. This guy made $45,000 a year. Called off the wedding. — Susan P.

What!?!?!?!? $8,000 dollars worth of music? In one month?!?!?!?!?!? Shnikies!

I felt bad over the summer when I bought 3 albums in one month. I cannot imagine what this guy purchased. He must have downloaded the Dylan Digital Box Set and the Complete Works of Menuto. Wow!

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Shiver Me Timbers!!!

There is a PIRATE running for Congress in Iowa.

Laugh if you will then ask yourself if you could do it.

First the Doggie Purse, Now This

All joking aside, this is crazy and creepy all wrapped into one! Dr. Jose Luis de Jesus Miranda calls himself The Man Jesus Christ. That’s right. He is announcing that he is Jesus in the second coming.

Here is the video complete with dramatic music and blasphemous statements. Push back from your screen while viewing to avoid lightening strikes.

Dr. Nutjob Dr. Jose Luis de Jesus Miranda will be coming to the States on September 23-24. He will be in Miami as prophesied in the Book of Hezekiah 12:24.

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