Suck Flags over Georgia

Yesterday, the power was out at work due to construction so we decided to take a little day trip to Atlanta. After a great lunch at the Varsity we headed to Six Flags over Georgia to ride some rides. I was so excited about riding a slew of awesome rollercoasters but, in the end, I was met with HUGE disappointment.

Six Flags over Georgia is, hands down, the worst amusement park I have ever been to. That includes Sandy Lake. Sure, Superman: Ultimate Flight was great. And yeah, Acrophobia made me smile. In fact, the rides were good. The real problem was the employees. They were surly and they were uncooperative. In fact, one employee was fraternizing with a friend while some lady blew chunks all over the ride platform. The employee just kept waving people through completely oblivious to the mess. Serenity Now!

To top it all off, the park also smelled like raw sewage. I know that yesterday was very hot and humid so that might account for some of the smell but not all of it. No joke: Raw Sewage.

All of the Time/Warner execs who frequent this blog need to go down to Six Flags over Georgia and rattle a few cages. As we exited the park, my sweet wife stated that we will never go back . Never is a broad brush to paint with so I’ll just simply say that we will try to never darken the gates of that park ever again. Bottom line: Six Flags over Georgia was a big disappointment.